If the words “land” and “tax” immediately make you fall into a deep and dreamless slumber then the last little period of South Australian politics must have been marvellously refreshing.
What began as tweak to address some unintended consequences of the existing law – and claw back some much needed government revenue – has turned into a drama which has been dazzlingly fiery, despite being over something remarkably mundane.
See,
the Liberal government led by Premier (checks notes) Steven Marshall decided to
challenge public expectations by doing something surprisingly progressive for a
government that has shown little familiarity with that adjective thus far.
Marshall
and Treasurer Rob Lucas go behind a proposal to bring in a change to the land
tax which amounts to closing a loophole by which people who own multiple
properties below the $450,000 land tax threshold have been avoiding paying tax
on their holdings by creating a series of individual trusts. Under the proposed
change the government would instead consider all properties owned by the same
people to be one combined portfolio and assess the tax obligation upon that
full value.
Still
awake? Excellent.
Now,
land taxes are basically a very good idea. Land is an inflexible resource and
the idea that people who get exclusive access to it should contribute to the
community for that privilege is a solid one. So closing what is an obvious workaround
– as has happened in Victoria and NSW – should be relatively uncontroversial.
At
least, that’s what you’d assume if you’re an optimistic naif who has only recently
arrived on this planet and has no idea of the workings of our human politics.
But for those of us native to Earth, we are familiar with how even the smallest
issue tends to metastasise into a huge clusterfreak of outrage, self-interest, and
breathless, off -the-record briefings from all sides of politics.
And
this is what came to pass, complete with developer-backed lobbying by
Christopher Pyne, former playful chaos-imp of the federal government, because
the man has time on his hands and souls to reap.
The
Land Tax Golem has become the Festival State-specific manifestation of the
Franking Credits Boogeyman which roamed the nation after being unleashed by the
federal government during the May election, right down to the peculiar quirk
that many of the people most up in arms about it are people whom it won’t
remotely affect.
The
AM airwaves have been abuzz with people worried that the family home will be
taxed into oblivion, the same way that people without share portfolios thought
Bill Shorten was going to lead gangs of ATO compliance officers in ransacking their
homes.
Here’s
a handy tip on whether the land tax changes affect you: do you own a bunch of
sub-$450k value houses? If no, congratulations: your life continues upon its
blissful course.
If
yes: have you deliberately arranged a series of complex financial entities to
escape paying tax? If so, you should stop worrying about land taxes and instead
brace yourself for the imminent arrival of three Christmas-themed ghosts to
teach you some valuable lessons about what’s truly important.
And
look, no-one ever thinks of themselves as obscenely rich. However, at the risk
of getting all bolshy about the landlording classes, I’m going to go out on a
limb and say that if you’re the sort of person who has arranged multiple trusts
to administer your numerous properties to minimise your contribution to the common
good, then you’re probably doing pretty OK for yourself. Tax avoidance schemes,
especially complex legal ones, don’t come cheap.
And
it’s weird that the more progressive sorts in the SA parliament didn’t
immediately flag that they’d be waving this legislative sucker through and save
their powder for more important disagreements.
After
all, in its original form the proposed changes to the law were exactly the sort
of progressive tax loophole–closure which Left -adjacent parties would
presumably (a) want and (b) find enormously difficult to pass on their own,
since conservatives would immediately claim this was a war on aspiration and
the politics of envy blah, blah, etcetera, blah.
What’s
particularly frustrating is that this kerfuffle over the proposed legislation
has led the state government to propose numerous compromises, such as a
compensation fund and reduced top-end tax rates, to the point where, if these
changes do finally shamble into law, their utility will be compromised both as
a revenue-raising scheme and an exercise in progressive income redistribution.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
But just from a philosophical perspective, we really don’t need to punish the Marshall government for offering up a decent policy – they may not risk doing it again.
Update: A heavily revised land tax bill finally passed the Legislative Council on Thursday with the support of Greens MLCs Mark Parnell and Tammy Franks, following the addition of multi-million dollar commitments to public housing and emergency accommodation among other concessions.
Andrew P Street is a freelance writer whose books include The Short And Excruciatingly Embarrassing Reign Of Captain Abbott (2015) and The Long And Winding Way To The Top (2017).
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